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currently unsure


chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: oh-good-life)


avocadnope:

don’t get me wrong, i know most of all time low’s acoustics are amazing but why the fuCK HAVE I NOT KNOWN ABOUT THIS ONE HOLY SHIT


satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you


thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."


prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry


i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want

(Source: beyoncebeytwice)


patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book


deair:

so how do i relationship


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